What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 30.06.2025 20:54

Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Still no good
Catatonics & High Colonics
share office space ...
So, the docs changed it to read
Just Forget it!
No go.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Unacceptable again!
Everyone loved it.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Next, they tried...
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No way
They put up a sign reading
Minds and Behinds
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Then came..
Thumbs down again.
Loons and Moons
What are some photos of female sexual organs?
So they tried
No, not a chance
Nuts and Butts
Is dating in college necessary? Why and why not?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good.
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Freaks and Cheeks
Hysterias & Posteriors
Another attempt resulted in ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.